What if

[Big Dick McGee]

Everyone in the world jumped up and down at the exact same time?? Would the earth shift on its axis and hurtle towards the sun?? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

 

[Harkley]

Nothing would happen.

 

[Mentalist]

http://www.worldjumpday.org/

 

[BlazerBoy]

The men would all jump at the wrong moment, distracted because of all the jiggling cleavage. The ensuing double jump would cancel out any axis instability.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL THE CHINAMEN WOULD DIE

 

[Dr Dave]

Nothing would happen

 

[CaptainWacky]

There're be some bastards who wouldn't agree to jump anyway just to ruin it

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes. And most of them probably post on message boards.

 

[Harkley]

We could use cattle prods.