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WHAT is a JUGGALO?!

I'm assuming where you got this from, but as far as I know it's an obsesser of The Insane Clown Posse
They refer to themselves as juggalos
 
"Juggalo Family"
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What Is A Juggalo........

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack

[Violent J]
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?




 
[SIZE=-1]The rap group ICP (Insane Clown Posse) first began to call themselves juggalos and eventually extended the phrase to include their fans. The song "What is a Juggalo" was the first attempt to define the term. The song is very vague and describes a person who labels himself as insane, who claims he doesn't care much about society's norms, and who boasts that he acts any way he pleases. "He" is used here because females are called Juggalettes. ..[/SIZE]
 
They've been in every wrestling federation ever in the last ten years...and they still can't wrestle very well.
 
I've been to 3 ICP shows with Darthsikle. Oh, and Twiztid played with them twice. All 3 shows sucked AIDS-infected monkey ass.
 
There was another painted face "hardcore" band i met...
Mudvane?
Yeah, that was them.
Egotistical little brats with no musical talent,
I think they were still teenagers then.
 
They cracked me up hardcore when that Soopa Villains song that got dropped got released and it was super-duper homophobic and they announced that they aren't really homophobic, they thought it was funny but then changed their minds and didn't put it out.

So they insist they aren't homophobic, but not a word about misogyny. lol

I went to their Hell's Pit tour, and it was SO COOL!!! One of the demons running around on the set had a BAT'LETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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