Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
Which substance would be best for the event and bring the most pleasure?
What Is Appropriate For Sucking Allison Mack's Toes?
Nothing. Literally nothing can make that appropriate. It's just gross. It's just. Gross. Suckin' somebody else's nasty-ass toe-jammy toes is never under any circumstances anything but fucking nasty.
Oh, and I say the above fully aware that I have a weird-ass kink of my own. But I know my weird-ass kink is weird-ass. And that's how I know that your weird-ass kink is weird-ass. 'Cause I know from weird-ass.
Well, that's just your uninformed opinion.