What is Dr Dave's official stance on midgets?

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think we've ever heard it...

 

[Cassie]

I bet he tosses them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In his deepest, darkest fantasies.

Outwardly, he takes them one at a time and puts them through THE DR DAVE EXAM. :shock:

 

[whisky]

I think he paints them orange and forces them to do umpa lumpa dance routines.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mostly indifferent.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MOSTLY...

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But with Ewoks...

 

[Enkephalen]

Uh. . .they're short?

 

[Dr Dave]

I dislike Ewoks.

 

[Enkephalen]

I dislike Ewoks almost as much as I disliked Jar Jar -- naw, nothing could top the annoyance factor of Jar Jar.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I only reason I'd ever pretend to dislike Ewoks is because Yub likes them.