What is "hump day"?

[CaptainWacky]

Is it something to do with humping?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT IS SO ABOUT TEH SEXEH.

It means Wednesday, the middle of the week. Working people get some sense of relief that they are getting "over the hump" of the week and approaching the downhill slope toward Friday.

Because work is hell.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

From Wikiwakypedia:

"Hump Day" is an annual holiday celebrating camels, hunchbacks, and whales. Of Lebanese origin, it was originally celebrated as the one day of the year a Muslim man could have intercourse with his Camel, and not be stoned to death. In recent years, however, the holiday has become much more inclusive, as well as commercial, and has evolved into a celebration of all things with humps.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I see.

 

[Seph]

But u dont smell, interestin

 

[CaptainWacky]

I smell of horse.

 

[Seph]

horse what tho

1.cum
2.shit
3.shoe?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TAKE OUT ITS BATTERIES? (lol)

 

[Seph]

lmfao at an unrelated incident

 

[CaptainWacky]

How do you make a little girl cry?

Kick her int he fucking neck.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like the cut of your jib!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cutting her jib works too.