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What is with bacon and hangovers?

Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
I just put on 6 strips - it's heavy and greasy and should make me puke but I know from experience it helps. What's up with that?
 
YOU RUN THE WOLVES, WHILST I HUNT WITH THE HOUNDS
 
Heart attack in 3, 2...
 
HA HA HE HE HO HO I WAS DRUNK AND NOW I'M hung over and I had a heart attACK and pay attention to me and me and me and fuck you, you fucking fuck wad and did I say fuck enough you arab? Being an arab always makes it worse - arab.
 
Hambil said:
HA HA HE HE HO HO I WAS DRUNK AND NOW I'M hung over and I had a heart attACK and pay attention to me and me and me and fuck you, you fucking fuck wad and did I say fuck enough you arab? Being an arab always makes it worse - arab.
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STROKE THEN?
 
Wait, you're saying you were drunk last night? You haven't mentioned it before! (HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID.)
 
Bacon is good for everything.
 
Its probably a greese/fat thing of some sort.

Why do you think Denny's is so popular at 3am, apart from the fact that its open at 3am.
 
pig is unclean
your flesh contaminated for eternity
 
Omar said:
pig is unclean
your flesh contaminated for eternity
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But yummy. Yummy yummy pig. When I get to heaven I want my 40 Jewish virgins to be dipped in batter and deep fried in bacon fat.
 
ull get only kazakh whores in afterlife
 
Bacon is good.
 
almost complete burned bacon is still edible. Fact.
 
And I shall make from this pig a food called bacon, and you shall eat it because it is divine. And it shall clog your arteries and kill you because I'm a prick. Not available in all 50 states your online experience may vary Oh my god, it's Robby!
 
" I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces."-Jules Winfield
 
That leaves out most fish too, then.
 
I think I'm going to start cooking my bacon in the oven. I hate cleaning up the stove top after I make bacon. Plus it really does her when that boiling bacon fat pops on you.
 
The Barefoot Contessa cooks her bacon in the oven.
 
There should be special BACON COOKING MACHIENS.
 
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