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What is your ultimate goal in life?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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To get some sleep.
 
To become rich beyond Robbie Williamses's wildest dreams!
 
To eat good food, sleep with beautiful women, and then travel the world...

Wait....

I've already done those.

What else can I do?
 
Sleep with good food, eat beautiful women, and then travel the world?
 
He's already done that.
 
I want to become an Old One.
 
I want to have my brain augmented.
 
Attend a Democratic rally. Or go to church.
 
Win the lottery, which will take care of all my other goals.
 
You could invest in robot bodies.
 
I'm just gonna invest in a robot brain.
 
Moore's law is fizzling out and we're all going to die, JUST FYI.
 
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS WILL FIND A WAY TO CONVERT THE PLANETS INTO COMPUTRONIUM!
 
To find a job that doesn't suck.
 
TO INVEST IN ROBOT BABIES
 
I'm gonna put my brain in a robot body.
 
I don't know about a robot brain. Would it replace my own brain, and just have a copy of all my memories and learned experiences? I don't know if that would still be me (if I'm even me.)
 
You can't be immortal and keep your own brain.
 
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