Dracula
Lord of Vampires
Well, as untrue as it will sound, I was dating two women at the same time. One was prominently featured in my previous avatar (her ass to be more accurate) and the other was engaged but a nymphomaniac.
Suffice to say, both relationships went south. The girl whose ass was in my avatar was a dancer and was offered a gig in some cheap porn film. We'd been together a while, and I told her if she went for the porn, I'd be out. Too many chances of getting STDs and all that shit. She told me to fuck off and that was that. It's a shame. Had some of the best sex of my life with her, and actually got to prove that yes, you can indeed eat on some asses that seem so nice as to be able to be eaten upon.
As for the nympho, she got pissed that I was dating the ass girl. The fact is, nympho and I would just get together for coffee every once in a while on our lunch break, since we work in the vicinity of the same coffee shop, and then have some mutual "hand to gland" or sex in one of the unused offices on a floor under repair at her office building. She was obviously fucked up, and thought "we were getting serious." Crazy whore.
So now I'm completely SOL. So it goes. I met a new girl at a bar last week, she's a bit of a Goth, seems like she's seriously fucked up. But man, her ass and tits and that pierced tongue...fuck, it's been too long since I was blown by a girl with a pierced tongue.
Anyway, yeah. There it is.
Suffice to say, both relationships went south. The girl whose ass was in my avatar was a dancer and was offered a gig in some cheap porn film. We'd been together a while, and I told her if she went for the porn, I'd be out. Too many chances of getting STDs and all that shit. She told me to fuck off and that was that. It's a shame. Had some of the best sex of my life with her, and actually got to prove that yes, you can indeed eat on some asses that seem so nice as to be able to be eaten upon.
As for the nympho, she got pissed that I was dating the ass girl. The fact is, nympho and I would just get together for coffee every once in a while on our lunch break, since we work in the vicinity of the same coffee shop, and then have some mutual "hand to gland" or sex in one of the unused offices on a floor under repair at her office building. She was obviously fucked up, and thought "we were getting serious." Crazy whore.
So now I'm completely SOL. So it goes. I met a new girl at a bar last week, she's a bit of a Goth, seems like she's seriously fucked up. But man, her ass and tits and that pierced tongue...fuck, it's been too long since I was blown by a girl with a pierced tongue.
Anyway, yeah. There it is.
