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What kind of cunt am I??

Mystery D8

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It would help me to be properly insulted if you would let me know what kind of cunt you are referring to:

1) Caitriona's - A shop-worn cavern reeking terrible of a biochemical slurry of yeast, semen, and rotting flesh.

2) Mandi's - A Biohazardous dump, littered with herpes, chlamydia, and syphilis scabs.

3) Jack's Mom's - A gangrenous cesspool so worn out there's no discernable separation of asshole and vagina.

4) Sarak's Wife's - Well used 2" deep, but barren and desert-like (including tumbleweeds) beneath that. Although there's hope, I understand Sarak has been put on night shift as K-mart security...line up, boys!!!
 
Mystery D8 said:
It would help me to be properly insulted if you would let me know what kind of cunt you are referring to:

1) Caitriona's - A shop-worn cavern reeking terrible of a biochemical slurry of yeast, semen, and rotting flesh.

2) Mandi's - A Biohazardous dump, littered with herpes, chlamydia, and syphilis scabs.

3) Jack's Mom's - A gangrenous cesspool so worn out there's no discernable separation of asshole and vagina.

4) Sarak's Wife's - Well used 2" deep, but barren and desert-like (including tumbleweeds) beneath that. Although there's hope, I understand Sarak has been put on night shift as K-mart security...line up, boys!!!

Cunt.
 
If I had to pic, I'd take #4. A little KY and it would be good to go. You know Sarek hasn't seen that think in years, so it's probably not too bad once it's cleaned out and lubed up.
 
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