What misfortune befell you this Friday the 13th?

[CaptainWacky]

It is a well known scientific fact that something terrible happens to every single person in the entire world every Friday the 13th.

Today I was run over by two buses, breaking every bone in my body. Worse still the doctors refused to treat me because I wasn't wearing clean underwear and I died of my injuries.

What CRAZY thing happened to you!?

 

[Cassie]

I went out onto the porch and was attacked by an army of vicious mosquitoes demanding that I move into the yard and they move into the house. They let me keep my computer and modem. I'm in negotiations with them for access to the bathroom 3 times a day.

 

[Dr Dave]

I've dealt with the elderly, other then that nothing.

 

[Love Child]

Nothing like what happened in France! Sorry CaptainWacky, I don't have anything to make up, unless you count getting run over by a herd of moose while baby birds fall from their nests and ten bees sting me on the ass!

 

[Dr Dave]

I missed a bus.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I had the day off, so I slept in and have been lazing around, and I hope to go out later.

Friday the 13th usually works backwards for me.

 

[Volpone]