What seems to be going on here?

[Captain Obvious]

Seems a bit out of control.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well thank you Captain Obvious!

 

[Captain Obvious]

Yes, bravo sir!

 

[VKD]

THIS IS THE MINEFIELD DUALBOY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH DUAL...LAD.

 

[Captain Obvious]

I couldn't help noticing a fellow Captain. It is very nice to meet you Captain Wacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it really "nice"?

 

[Captain Obvious]

I would say I was pleased, yes.

 

[VKD]

DO YOU KNOW CAPTAIN PICARDANDCAPTAINSISKOSANDCAPTAINJANEWAYANDCAPTAINKIRK.ANDCAPTAINHADDOCK?!?!?!?!??!?

 

[Mentalist]

Seems a bit out of control.

And who the fuck are you, choir boy?

 

[Captain Obvious]

I am Captain Obvious.

 

[Mentalist]

So it would seem. Well, YOU SUCK.

 

[VKD]

OBVIOUSLY

 

[CaptainWacky]

Another gay gay in the history of gay gays.

 

[Mentalist]

I PREDICT A BRIGHT FUTUTRE FOT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS HAHAH LOOLDJ AHAH!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I thought we already had a Captain Obvious. HMPH.

Welcome DIE fellow human FUCKTARD JERKOFF IDIOT DIE enjoy your stay I'LL ASSRAPE YOU TO DEATH RUN RUN RUN

 

[Dr Dave]

and he means it, just ask Mentalist.

 

[Henoch]

Why can't the duals stop before they get started?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHY CAN'T KAMALA COME BACK

 

[Gagh]

He could feud with CENA.