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What should I do for the rest of the day?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Kill myself or something more drastic?
 
Write a story, paint on the walls with your toes, feed the ducks, chase the ducks, and read a book. OH AND SPAM
 
GOBBLE COCK?
 
Furiously masticate.
 
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BUT DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE OK?
 
Why don't I tell you what I did and maybe that will give you some ideas. Here goes:

7:00AM stared at the clock until I fell back asleep.
7:40AM yelled, "OH SHIT!" and jumped out of bed.
7:43AM showered, lotioned, primped and what-not
9:40AM walked to work
9:41AM sat at my desk and yawned, answered calls, work, work, worked.
11:00AM showed my parent's house to potential buyer, a.k.a. Stinky Chinkies
12:00PM ate a wicked nasty Lean Pocket and a salad
2:20PM left to pick my niece and nephew up from school
3:00PM got back from picking my niece and nephew up from school
3:15PM to Present dicking around here

Does that help?
 
HOT POCKETS!
 
YOU STOLE MY HOT POCKETS, BITCH
 
NEVER LEAVE A HOT POCKET UNATTENDE3D!!
 
I'LL GET YOU YET...

Pozora ia izgori povetchi ot iliud la udara tova rasbi

BEWARE MY GYSPY CURSE
 
I deflect yer gypsy curse with my hillbilly.... fuck what do hillbillies have? Opossum stew?
 
I read Lucifer, wrote a bit and watched South Park.
 
Which South Park episode? Have you seen Tsst! yet?
 
You can't deflect with a hillbilly charm since I too come from white trash!!!!
 
The ###### Guy episode.
 
I just watched another episode of Heroes. The one where Claire wakes up on the autopsy table and then crashes the rapist quarterback into a concrete wall.

I love the soundtrack to this show. I love this show. I'm glad.
 
Haven't seen it but now I know the rapist dies. :(
 
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