What should my 2016 happy birthday message be?

[Dr Dave]

In other words, instead of posting "Happy Birthday", what should I post instead (It can incude the words Happy Birthday though)?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Congratulations on the anniversary of the day you survived your perilous journey through the birth canal rapids."

 

[Dr Dave]

BY CORK, that could be a winner.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am prepared to transfer the copyright to your production company.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"It's good that you're not dead yet."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"May the Fourth be with you!"

(But only for people whose birthday is May 4th.)

((Me, for example.))