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I got them from the Jehova's Witness who preaches on the bus.
 
That guy NEVER shuts up!
 
Some Jehovah's came here a couple days ago.. I cracked the front door and gave them the crazy lady face.. lol. THEY DIDN'T ASK TO COME INSIDE.
 
In general, the best way to deal with them is to demand they sexually service you in exchange for you listening to them. Either way you win: either they leave you alone or you get some free masturbatory aid.
 
I usually tell them that I'm a Satanist and when they say "oh come on, Satanism is even stupider than what we believe in!" I say "yeah, fair point" and let them in.
 
That must piss Satan off!
 
He's not real.
 
Tell them you're a Scientologist and that you're going to call your friends over and put them (the Jehovah's Witnesses, not the friends) in a white room and repeat slogans at them over and over again until they believe and pay the church all their money.
 
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate birthdays or holidays!
 
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Tell them you're a Scientologist and that you're going to call your friends over and put them (the Jehovah's Witnesses, not the friends) in a white room and repeat slogans at them over and over again until they believe and pay the church all their money.
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Scientology makes perfect sense and such tactics are not necessary.
 
OH NOES WACKY HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF L RON HUBBARD!!!
 
Get it out of him!
 
BEGONE, THETANS.
 
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U CANT HANDLE THE TROOF!
 
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