What should Shakira hump next?

[CaptainWacky]

I say sixty four Mario Kart 64 game cartridges. For sixty four minutes.

 

[WillsZenith]

 

[The Tomtrek]

MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're both sexually attractive.

 

[pill popper]

that new video of her's is responsible for the masterbation rate in american teens skyrocketing

 

[Gagh]

GET YUR TATS OOT!

 

[headvoid]

 

[Mentalist]

NEWS JUST IN: SHAKIRA HAS A BUM!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She and Lohan should scissor without lube until the friction causes them both to combust in a torrent of flames.

 

[Cassie]

She should hump my dog whilst he's humping my cat.

 

[Aquehonga]

Me!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs wants her to die.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Only in the comical Monty Python exploding vaginas sense.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL THAT'S OKAY THEN.

 

[Cassie]

She does lots of air humping, IMO.

 

[headvoid]

Do you think Shakira grinds her bum when she is choosing yoghurt at the Supermarket?

OOOAAHHHH! I like Natural Vanilla

It makes me AAAAAAAhhhhh! yes!

Stop it Shakira, it's embarrasing

 

[Gagh]

SHE HAS LUMPS. LOVELY LADY LUMPS.

 

[whisky]

Wasn't that the black eyed peas?

 

[Gagh]

Yep. It's just such a fucking dumb song, I like to echo the very worst part of it every now and then.

 

[headvoid]

My 11 year old likes the Black Eyed Peas. I think that says it all.