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What sort of space alien is Giada de Laurentiis?

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Bearded Belly of Bajor
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I wish she was the kind of alien who would swallow Guy Fieri whole.

Right now she is the defender of PIE STYLE BABY! She likes old men with hats.
 
I can't stand her.

SORRY CASSIE

We get it...you're Italian (or Sicilian). You don't have to go out of your way to pronounce everything with an accent.
 
I work with a guy that does that shit... he's half Mexican (his mother's Caucasian) and didn't learn Spanish till he was 14 or 15 but he has to pronounce everything with this retarded Ricardo Montalban accent. Mango isn't mango, it's MONgo. None of us knew WTF he said so he spelled it, using the Spanish pronunciation for all the letters. Dear god.
 
BUT SPAGHETTI IS A GIFT FROM THE GODS AND GIADA IS A SPAGHETTI ANGEL AND SPAGHETTI IS DELICIOUS AND NOW I WANT SOME SPAGHETTI.
 
I work with a guy that does that shit... he's half Mexican (his mother's Caucasian) and didn't learn Spanish till he was 14 or 15 but he has to pronounce everything with this retarded Ricardo Montalban accent. Mango isn't mango, it's MONgo. None of us knew WTF he said so he spelled it, using the Spanish pronunciation for all the letters. Dear god.

But Mongo rules. :(

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She's really, really good looking but it kind of creeps me out how she shows all her teeth when she smiles. It looks more like a dog right before it lunges for your throat.
 
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