What sort of women do you stalk?

[Tyrant]

?

 

[bad dog]

Dude they stalk me, I am just a cool mother fucker I guess.

I am playing defense not offense.

 

[jack]

I don't call my penis a "stalk" tyvm.

 

[Malarky]

Just think of how the euphanisms could go though... 'Wanna climb my bean stalk?!11!'

 

[Charlemoor]

Usually
socially isolated
large breasted
low self esteem
catholic
slut
females .

 

[Dopeman]

I've been stalking yo mama, Tyrant.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I stalk all woman all the time!

 

[Gonad]

Pale, dark-haired lesbians. I am fascinated watching them go about their daily non-sexual business. It was easier to monitor them in high school, though.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Dude they stalk me, I am just a cool mother fucker I guess.

I am playing defense not offense.

Ah yes, so cool that you spend by far the majority of your *ahem* 'life' at YOUR site, and here at Troll Kingdom. Yes, yes, we quite believe you. *eyes roll upwards* *points at you and laughs my ass off* Perhaps you use your Admin powers at Troll Valhalla in order to assist with scoring a date with a fat, ugly cunt yes? Much like yourself, such sad, pathetic cunts are known to spend their lives online.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The last woman I stalked was in 1st through 6th grades. I was rebuffed at every turn. Since then I let them come to me, the last being my band manager in the late 80s. She was a zaftig Jewish girl with lovely lips and big doe eyes who could knock you flat with one punch.

Then I decided to put the Cock Plan in motion full time, and haven't looked back.

 

[SaintLucifer]

The last woman I stalked was in 1st through 6th grades. I was rebuffed at every turn. Since then I let them come to me, the last being my band manager in the late 80s. She was a zaftig Jewish girl with lovely lips and big doe eyes who could knock you flat with one punch.

Then I decided to put the Cock Plan in motion full time, and haven't looked back.

*slaps you* Wake up! You are fantasizing again! Ever more significant would be the fact you were dreaming about a WOMAN! You need help! Since when does a faggot dream about women, unless it is in regards to shopping for purses?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Luci likes getting the fist.

 

[jack]

 

[Thug Angel]

Thug done said this before bout his style w/the hoes. he like to take pussy. Thats what bitches want./ They wants sa real man to conquer that pussy. No do mean yes most times. Hold em down make em scream but cover they mouths and pound them w/hi s 13 1/4 inches. Thug like chokin bitches even punch em in the fuck in face until they bleed. Seein bitches bleed outta every hole is a huge fuckin turnon for this G. The thought get this dick rockhard yo. Thaqts how we do in the 2 1 3. Thug style

Holla 5000

 

[Lilac]

Hi, "Lavender".

 

[jack]

That's where I got the pic, stupid.

STFU, she's your cousin

 

[Lilac]

That's what she wants us to believe, Jack-o.

 

[jack]

Freakin' cutie, too!

 

[Malarky]

That's where I got the pic, stupid.

STFU, she's your cousin

Don't you find her location ironic-- doubly so since it's a real place?