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What the FUCK is Bjork, anyway?

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Banned.
Is she asian, or something? She LOOKS like she's asian, but she's whiter than me and she doesn't have a teeny tiny little Betty Boop voice like most asian chicks.
 
She fucks like a train (and a frog, curiously).
 
She's from Iceland. I have two of her CDs and I think she's great. POST was about her best.
 
I thought it was one of those words... like Shtup or finangle...
 
YES, The asians moved to iceland but because of the snow and ice their skin went all white.
 
Damn Chinks!
 
I know, THEY BROUGHT PENGUINS TO THE ARCTIC BUT THE POLAR BEARS ATE THEM ALL.
 
Now the Polar Bears have been perma-banned.
 
Perma-TANNED more like!
 
Bjork...Cute but Psycho.
 
Bjork Naked = Pixie covered in rubber pink scales.
 
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