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What. The. Fuck!

Lilac

Lilac

Luci ain't got nothin' on me.
So, here I am, unable to sleep. I decide to cruise on by and see if anything noteworthy's happened since my last visit since I've my WordForge my online home.

I see an obnoxious "Download Now!" type of ad on the front page, just above the scrolling arcade score marquee. Ok, whatever... I remember some rumblings about ads sometime ago. Easily ignored.

Then the entire page FADES TO FUCKING WHITE, and a FUCKING SURVEY AD takes over the page.

WHAT.
THE.
FLYING.
FUCK.

You bet your fucking ass I'm clicking 'Skip ad'; I don't want to deal with that shit. I'm here to troll jack, not take surveys for Wal-Fucking-Mart.

Get that shit on the shortbus post haste; I'll drive to the fucking dump (and yes, I am qualified and licensed to drive a bus!).
 
Lilac said:
So, here I am, unable to sleep. I decide to cruise on by and see if anything noteworthy's happened since my last visit since I've my WordForge my online home.

I see an obnoxious "Download Now!" type of ad on the front page, just above the scrolling arcade score marquee. Ok, whatever... I remember some rumblings about ads sometime ago. Easily ignored.

Then the entire page FADES TO FUCKING WHITE, and a FUCKING SURVEY AD takes over the page.

WHAT.
THE.
FLYING.
FUCK.

You bet your fucking ass I'm clicking 'Skip ad'; I don't want to deal with that shit. I'm here to troll jack, not take surveys for Wal-Fucking-Mart.

Get that shit on the shortbus post haste; I'll drive to the fucking dump (and yes, I am qualified and licensed to drive a bus!).
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And then you logged in and there was nothing?
 
Save for random words double underlined in green that generate annoying pop-up balloons on mouse-over.
 
Lilac said:
So, here I am, unable to sleep. I decide to cruise on by and see if anything noteworthy's happened since my last visit since I've my WordForge my online home.

I see an obnoxious "Download Now!" type of ad on the front page, just above the scrolling arcade score marquee. Ok, whatever... I remember some rumblings about ads sometime ago. Easily ignored.

Then the entire page FADES TO FUCKING WHITE, and a FUCKING SURVEY AD takes over the page.

WHAT.
THE.
FLYING.
FUCK.

You bet your fucking ass I'm clicking 'Skip ad'; I don't want to deal with that shit. I'm here to troll jack, not take surveys for Wal-Fucking-Mart.

Get that shit on the shortbus post haste; I'll drive to the fucking dump (and yes, I am qualified and licensed to drive a bus!).
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It's the beginning of the end, DOOM!!!...if you will. ;) I would just post on the numerous other boards where there are no ads. Yes, these ads do not pop up when you are logged in (yet), but I doubt this spectacle would draw in any newbies...I know if I see a board that interests me and I get pop up ads I leave immediately & sure the fuck don't stick around to register. It's called greed. :)

Also, the green underlined infolink words (ads) are there even when logged in. At least they are for me.
 
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