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What type of plans do you have for Halloween?

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
..and don't even think about saying that you are going to just sit at home and do nothing like a bunch of old fuddy duddies :huh:
 
Ideally we'll be at a party somewhere else do we dont have to cope with a never ending sucsession of kids looking for free chocolate
 
I solved that problem last year by wiring the doorbell directly to the nearest wall socket!
 
Mrs. Voltage and I will be having our annual Halloween party. Halloween is like a second Christmas to me (or first, if we go by chronological order), so we do it up.

I always have three TVs going with horror films in the background. We have our friends over for a kid-free party with beer and other adult libations. Costumes are mandatory if you don't want to be roundly mocked the entire night.

This year, we're having a pirate-themed party. I'm going to be Captain Bloodbeard The Vampirate, allowing me to use a new costume with my fangs from last year, when I was a dark vampire lord. We're going to have a "bob for skulls game" and a "walk the plank" punishment. We'll have some little plastic skulls with numbers written on the bottom floating in some blood-red water. You have to bob for the skulls, and your number corresponds to a prize of some sort. Nothing too big, probably just fast-food coupons or movie tickets or something. If you get a skull marked with an X, you have to walk the plank, which is just a piece of wood suspended from another piece of wood held in place by two cinder blocks. But of course, walking the plank is attended with much verbal abuse and mockery.

We're also going to ask our guests to each bring a beer beginning with the letter of their first name. These will be placed in a large ice-filled coffin outside and will be for general consumption. We'll have good eats as well.

Films this year will include the following:

TV 1: Pirates of the Caribbean 1&2
Halloween

TV2: Ghostbusters
Fright Night
Frankenstein 1931

TV2: The Lost Boys
Nosferatu
The Creature from the Black Lagoon

So those are the current plans.
 
I'm gon be fuckin some bitches that night, you know what I'm sayin? Prolly nailing that bitch Gagh's ho of a mother, too.

Nah, I just shittin you, G. I respec you and shit, know what Im sayin?

But Im lookin to fuck some hoes, dat much is fo sho, yo.
 
How come you never hear of anyone dressing up like a pedophile and scaring the kids? Hell, they could dress up like a catholic priest and nail two birds with one stone.
 
Venom said:
I'm gon be fuckin some bitches that night, you know what I'm sayin? Prolly nailing that bitch Gagh's ho of a mother, too.

Nah, I just shittin you, G. I respec you and shit, know what Im sayin?

But Im lookin to fuck some hoes, dat much is fo sho, yo.

Venom doesn't talk like a porch monkey.
 
Sarek said:
Venom doesn't talk like a porch monkey.

Hey, you mutherfuckin cracker bitch, I aint the real Venom! What you think you the real Sareck or whatever the fuck you supposed to be?

Fuck yo cracker ass, fucknut.
 
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Venom said:
I'm gon be fuckin some bitches that night, you know what I'm sayin? Prolly nailing that bitch Gagh's ho of a mother, too.

Nah, I just shittin you, G. I respec you and shit, know what Im sayin?

But Im lookin to fuck some hoes, dat much is fo sho, yo.

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Sarek said:
How come you never hear of anyone dressing up like a pedophile and scaring the kids? Hell, they could dress up like a catholic priest and nail two birds with one stone.

Maybe, and I know I'm going out on a limb here, but just maybe, it's 'cause that's pretty tasteless. Not all Catholic priests are pedophiles. Contrary to popular opinion, there are some good priests out there who aren't deviants and who are normal guys who just wanted to make a difference.
 
FBI parte due said:
Did it really take you 9 hours to come up with that reply?

Did it occur to you that maybe I haven't been here in nine hours, chief?

I don't live on the Internet, like some folks.

Have an actual job and life and all that.
 
Sarek said:
How come you never hear of anyone dressing up like a pedophile and scaring the kids? Hell, they could dress up like a catholic priest and nail two birds with one stone.

Thats actually a good idea. I was first thinking of going to the airport dressed like Bin Ladin for tricks or treats, but yours sounds a lot better!
 
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