What utter bullshit is this?!

[Dr Rigor Mortis]

Who does yo' fucks reckon yer? ah's sick an' tired of all yer bullshit hyar. Better burn yo'seff an' does a favour t'th' hoominity. Yer a waste of oxyjun on this hyar planet. Oh, when ah reckon twice, gasoline is expensive these days, use a rope an' hang yo'seff, yo' twat. Yer parents muss be ashamed of yo'. Do they knows yer a homosexual? Probably they doesn't. Tell them so they kin commit sueycide too. Now hoof it an' fuck yo'seff! Fry mah hide!

 

[Mandi]

Finally! Someone more redneck than me!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm trying to decipher the dialect... hmm.... text accents are tough....

.... hmm......

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[Spa_King]

Sounds Cajun... with a slight hint of Serbian.

 

[BuddyAdams]

You! Tomizzle tha Servizzle iz tha shizznit!