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before he had a hook for a hand?

I mean HE WASN'T BORN WITH A HOOK!!!!!:roll: :roll: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Well, sometimes people become the thing they're named after. Like all those Butlers named Jeeves.
 
His name was Dustin Hoffman.
 
Who is the Captain Hook to Michael's Jackson's Peter Pan?
 
'Mad Dog' Sneddon
 
Yep.
 
What about Latoya?
 
Latoya was just crazy for 15 years. She is back in the family now.
 
Aww!
 
His name was Earl Weatherby.
 
Good to finally have this settled.
 
"Captain Hook

Captain James Hook is a fictional character, from J. M. Barrie's Peter Pan. Hook is a pirate captain and Peter Pan's nemesis. It is said that he was Blackbeard's bosun, and that he was the only man Long John Silver ever feared. He wears an iron hook in place of his right hand, which was cut off by Peter Pan and eaten by a crocodile; the crocodile liked the taste of him so much that it followed him around for the rest of his life, hoping for more.

(Lest anyone think Hook's name too convenient, Barrie notes that "Hook was not his true name. To reveal who he really was would even at this date set the country in a blaze.")

Barrie revealed at one point that the Captain was an Old Etonian."
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SETTLED.
 
Captain Jack Sparrow!11111
 
He was a pooftah, he didn't even try to rape Keira!
 
I'm pretty sure he took advantage of her when they were on that island together and she was drunk. It was implied anyway.
 
What the hell are you talking about? Drunk? On an island? Wacky, I don't think you saw the same film I saw!
 
:wf: ?
 
Yeah were drunk and singing and Keira said "Jack, you are a roguish rogue!" or something then PASS OUT and Jack's eyebrows started raising up and down really fast then in the morning Jack rolled over OBVIOUSLY to help himself to Keira's goods again but she was blowing up all the alcohol to attract the attention of the navy or whatever than later she said "Christ my vag hurts, almost like I was roughly fucked last night!"
 
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