what WAS Frankie Boyle's joke about Jordan's cripple son?

[CaptainWacky]

Every article is just "BOYLE OUTRAGES FOUR PEOPLE WITH JOKE ABOUT CRIPPLE" without saying what the actual joke was.

 

[CaptainWacky]

“I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter – she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her.”

lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

“Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey. Eventually one will lose and will have to keep him.”

lol

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You can see it for real in the repeat tonight after Robert's Webb, unless they cut that bit out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't watch!

I heard his show isn't really good, but I'm glad he's bringing crippled kids down a peg or two.

 

[The Tomtrek]

They had that bit in the show.

Although I think that his show is just coming off as trying too hard. Every one of the sketch bits is "Look here's something innosent BUT THEY'RE ALL SWEARING AND THERE'S GORE AND STUFF LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, the stand-up bits are hilarious, but the sketches are all kind of the same joke. I think the whole show's meant to be like a kids programme, but corrupted with violence and swearing. Once you've seen the punchline once, it's not really funny anymore.

 

[Tisiphone]

I think Robert Webb was who I saw on the Graham Norton show with Anna Paquin. He and his partner were kinda funny.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mitchell and Webb were on with Paquin, yes. She seemd a bit STAND OFFISH?

 

[Tisiphone]

Really? I didn't get that. I think she just gets embarressed when they talk about her Oscar. And those guys from South Africa singing about her crinkled face.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well somebody has to do it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It is a crinkled face! At least he didn't say her forehead looks like a ballbag.