What would Data have done if he'd walked in on Riker fucking Lal?

[CaptainWacky]

I think he would have just given Riker tips on how to improve his technique.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(Follow this guy: http://davids-thyla.tumblr.com/)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

How easily you humans do it.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I already unfollowed that Trek nerd guy -- he posts something every 10 minutes around the clock, lol.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah I can't tell you how many female celebrity blogs I've unfollowed due to over-posting (it's like two.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[CaptainWacky]

He fucked the Klingon Lal and screamed "A FRIEND FOR WORF? MORE LIKE A FUCK FOR RIKER!" at climax.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How nice! He got to meet Cumberbatch!

 

[headvoid]

That baby's bum joke between Riker and Data was so bad my rectum prolapsed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was still several levels above "And, you people, you're are all astronauts...on some kind of star trek?"

Or the god-forsaken flotation device gag.

 

[whisky]

Or the boobs getting firmer gag.

Basically most of the TNG films should be burned.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Romulan ale should be illegal."
"It is."

HO HO HO THE DRY WIT OF NEMESIS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL GUINAN WAS MARRIED A BUNCH OF TIMES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LMWAO DATA DIED POINTLESSLY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

First Contact gets away with it in my eyes because it has great dialogue elsewhere.

Unlike Insurrection, which is boring and has the most cringeworthy line in Trek, "saddle up... lock and load!"