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What would Madonna kiss in order to try and remain popular and relevant

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
Madonna has gone on the record today clearing up any confusion around the "Windmill" incident involving William Kamkwamba. her statement is quite clear;

"I always have a lesbian or faux sexual act with someone young and relevant. This is not a PR exercise for me, I am simply giving the fans what they want. They wanted me to place a boa constrictor up Lady Gaga's ass and slowly pull it out to the tune of "Disco Stick" and I gave it to them in spades.

Equally they wanted me to place a 24 inch pumping dildo up my vagina on live telly powered by William's windmill. I think everyone is just shocked because I was wearing a Gestapo Uniform. I accept the uniform was a bit much"

Madonna went onto deny that she would have licked Sarah Palin's rectum live on Sesame street and that the plans for the stunt had been shelved immediately once everyone realised that Palin would have got more column inches than madge.

The Chuckle Brothers were unavailable for comment.
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Madonna to lick the MF at the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympics?
 
Madonna to "adopt" that kid Elton John wants, paint it black, then post a youtube video saying "DO YOU STILL WANT HIM NOW, ELTON? HMM?"
 
I love how it took her and Guy months to call each other retarded in public. You just know they were calling each other retards to their faces all through the marriage.
 
I like that Lady Gaga Disco Stick (it sounds like dick) song though.
 
Madonna to kiss Jericho in a Chicks with Dicks PPV special?
 
She should appear in a table, latter, and chair match.
 
Madonna to put years of yoga to good use and kiss her own lips?
 
Madonna to summon the Diana Zombie for sexytime?
 
Well, I thought I'd never live to see the words "pumping dildo up my vagina" and "The Chuckle Brothers" on the same page.
 
madonna is going to kiss...no adopt obama...she collects black kids....its like top trumps...
 
Yes, Cranial Thickness 4.2cm beats your 4.1cm!
 
She's going to kiss Dr Dave on the face.
 
Dr Dave will punch her in the tits.
 
Right in the knees!
 
^^^^^^^^top.
Sarah palin.
 
But wearing POISONED LIPSTICK.
 
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