What would make Messenger happy?

[Morrhigan]

He's good at telling us when he's not happy about something, but what would actually make him happy?

My guess: kittens. Kittens make everyone happy, don't they?

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

He's good at telling us when he's not happy about something, but what would actually make him happy?

Yeah it's a problem, because he seems to have gotten a smidgen of respect lately, so that more attention is drawn to him calling out admin fuck-ups.

 

[Gagh]

I RECKON SOME SWEET LOVIN WOULD CHEER HIM UP.

 

[Neil]

Virgins. You can't go wrong with prostrate virgins.