1. E-mail
Being totally frustrated that her doc refuses to renew her prescription, she appreciates the possibility to order her monthly ration of Prozac anonymously via web-farma.
2. Microwaves
Are you kidding? After having spent more than 2 hours trying to make her head explode, she finally has to accept that the fucking microwave really only works when closed, and throws it out of the window.
3. Lesbian relationships on TV (Lucy and Ethel don't count)
She has a secret crush on Ellen and doesn't miss an ep of The L Word. Unfortunately, she also gets wet from watching Vin Diesel walk. Asked about this in an interview, her sole comment was "If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell."
4. Survivor
Try as she might, she just can#t grasp the concept of people actually wanting to survive.
5. The space shuttle
Unfortunately, she is too busy finding new ways to off herself to care about trifle like that.
6. Howard Stern
She still doesn't understand why exactly he was so amused by her offer to appear on his show and read her latest poem.
7. Two and a Half Men
She has already written several E-mails to CBS reminding them that her offer to play Rose still stands. Up until now, they haven't gotten back to her, though.
8. Malls
She deems them Satan's churches since they stand for all things domestic, and strongly believes that malls are designed to explore - and pervert - woman's instinct to collect items. Please visit
www.mallsareevil.com for more information on Sylvia's latest mission to have the Bluewater in Kent closed down.
9. Equal rights for niggers
[PR manager] Ms. Plath asks for your understanding that due to derogatory terms in your question, she doesn't feel compelled to answer.[/PR manager]
10. Troll Kingdom
She believes that TK is the direct answer to her question "“Is there no way out of the mind?”
