WHAT WOULD YOU DO!

[Mentalist]

If you were NEVER allowed to go on the internet again or some strange magical curse would kill you instantly.


I would test the curse out on the first three days and die.

 

[Gagh]

I would beat a pensioner to death with a NES controller.

 

[Cloudy]

quit living in the past - it's all about SNES

 

[Gagh]

OK - I'd strangle a baby to death with the power cord from a SNES. Then rape Cloudscum.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

you can't rape teh willing

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'd go back to playing Pong.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd buy my porn in stores again, and start going out and talking to real people more.

Hmm...is there a site where I can downlaod a trial version of this curse?

 

[Gagh]

Don't you do that in your trouser pocket every day, like most other normal blokes?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd bet 10 million TK points that was meant for CU. :kitty:

 

[Buttons]

Uhuh. I think i twas for you and your little dog too!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOOK! A MOTHRA!!!

 

[Gagh]

I have an extra large bug zapper for those.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd get more work done, that's for motherfucking sure!

 

[Buttons]

Whatever you say GAGHZILLA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Raping spree, of course.

 

[Buttons]

But they only have marigolds for you to rape!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Being menopausal, the curse looks good.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd build a new internet out of noodles.

 

[Henoch]

I'd persue that elusive thing called a life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So no one would just KILL THEMSELF HORRIBILY?