Whats red and white, runs around in circles ass backwards, and screams?

[jack]

Valkilmer with his dick nailed to the floor

 

[Chadarnook]

jack you have developed a fixation; I recommend immediat court-ordered help of the straight jacket kind.you are a danger to society. i am serious now

 

[jack]

I would like to titfuck you, and then cut off your arms.

 

[jack]

Actually I'd like to explore that scar..........

 

[Chadarnook]

just to clarify;you would like to titfuck a 2 year old and cut its arms off

 

[jack]

Is it true you can have a nasal orgasm when your cleft is penetrated?

Kind of like a sneeze, only with blood and snot as the ejaculation?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

That avatar is sad.

 

[Suffering]

POTKETTLEBLACK
os[oihgdsoih[:">>!!!!

 

[VKD]

I am leaving TK forever...

 

[Dual]

NOOO! MASTER, WE NEEEEED YOOOUUUUUU!

 

[jack]

For what? You can't post here without someone else propping you up?

 

[Sarek]

I am leaving TK forever...

Please, let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Better yet, let it hit you in the head. Might jar your IQ up a few notches.

 

[jack]

I love nachos, I make a great salsa!@!

 

[TKers-are-shit]

oh, I have a feeling Val will be back. Each time in more sexy and exciting trolling adventures...

 

[jack]

I love frogs legs, dipped in butter, still bleeding.

 

[lady_elena_wf]

*Sits down @ table and waits for jack to start serving*

What beverages will be served with this?