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Starship Coyote

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
Yeah, here we go with "Troll Kingdom Sucks" Thread #4552... but whatever.

Shit, I remember when this board was a lot of fun. My wife (then my fuck buddy) lured me on to here. She was TrancesHuggyPillow on SlipstreamBBS, and TKer had just started some major shit over there.... place got shut down... ExIsle emerges... blah blah blah...

So I show up. Man, there were some crazy mother fuckers on this board: Lorne, SoE, The Joker, Executor, Red Whacker, BloodRayne and Calli. Many more.

Now we got jack. It's kinda like your crazy disabled uncle... who was accused of child touching but nothing was ever proven... moving in and hogging everything. Also the constellation of crazies who follow him around like some Grateful Dead concert groupies.

Skin said it once years ago... who ever shuts off the lights be sure to strike a match on the gasoline... that or coax Jillian Bicardi to come back. She was more fun.

But hey... at least it's not lonaf.com, right?
 
Maybe you can get whoever runs the Jack accnt these days to loan it to you so you can use it to contribute to your good old days/Jack vanity thread.

Try asking Eloisel's main.
 
You don't have jack, CU. No one does. I continue to be unique.

and I killed all the crazies that were following me except Neckie, you'll notice. Dead and buried.

Some guys are shorter (and more gnomelike) than me, if you can imagine.
 
Skin said it once years ago... who ever shuts off the lights be sure to strike a match on the gasoline... that or coax Jillian Bicardi to come back. She was more fun.
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She's still out there, you know. Less crazy, but still out there. Does some sort of fashionista thing on FB.
 
'Gear said:
Maybe you can get whoever runs the Jack accnt these days to loan it to you so you can use it to contribute to your good old days/Jack vanity thread.

Try asking Eloisel's main.
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Meh. I'd rather not.

Fuck, the DLA was more interesting than jack.
 
I figure whoever runs the account now must've really hated the original Jack. Otherwise why keep the character around to just to have it make a fool itself with every post?

Not a hard thing to do so whatever I guess.

Anyway, nothing much left to see around here. Which kind of sucks because, as you know, the format used to be much more fun.
 
Fuck, I remember when I passed the rumor that I had put out a contract on Cait. Jesus God, did MM howl about that. :lol:

You mangy flea-ridden varmint! I hope you get the plague!

:phpevil:
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Or when Calli and BR made that little bitch who ran TerranBBS cry like a baby, and then they posted his emails begging them not to sue him.
 
'Gear said:
I figure whoever runs the account now must've really hated the original Jack. Otherwise why keep the character around to just to have it make a fool itself with every post?

Not a hard thing to do so whatever I guess.

Anyway, nothing much left to see around here. Which kind of sucks because, as you know, the format used to be much more fun.
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I'm doing my best, god damn it. Got some people who haven't been here in years to come back and post, even got a brand new homunculus to join. I don't know what more you want. :shrug:
 
Starship Coyote said:
Or when Calli and BR made that little bitch who ran TerranBBS cry like a baby, and then they posted his emails begging them not to sue him.
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Wasn't that Verteron and EFCL?

Anyway, this place peaked thanks to people who were trolls 15 years ago. Their kids would be starting to troll their first Comment sections these days. Even Reddit just got a vasectomy (after performing a self-hysterectomy).

Welcome to the porch. Here's your rocking chair.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Wasn't that Verteron and EFCL?

Anyway, this place peaked thanks to people who were trolls 15 years ago. Their kids would be starting to troll their first Comment sections these days. Even Reddit just got a vasectomy (after performing a self-hysterectomy).

Welcome to the porch. Here's your rocking chair.
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My rocking chair is motorized and very comfy, thanks. You're wrong about our kids though. They have very little to no interest in trolling at all.
 
They left because of Gear and the ass kissing he got. They don't come back because of Gear.

That, and life goes on.
 
I liked CU. He once told me he wrapped his children in crushed glass and newspaper then made them sleep in the middle of the street. I knew he wouldn't really do that but he used that description to impart to me what a mean person he was.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Wasn't that Verteron and EFCL?

Anyway, this place peaked thanks to people who were trolls 15 years ago. Their kids would be starting to troll their first Comment sections these days. Even Reddit just got a vasectomy (after performing a self-hysterectomy).

Welcome to the porch. Here's your rocking chair.
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That was it. Thanks for correcting my faulty memory.
 
eloisel said:
I liked CU. He once told me he wrapped his children in crushed glass and newspaper then made them sleep in the middle of the street. I knew he wouldn't really do that but he used that description to impart to me what a mean person he was.
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That's if they were lucky!
 
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