What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

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The only day of the year that there isn't a pack of groids in Wilson's house lined up at the door to his mammy's bedroom is...

Father's Day.
 

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What happened when Wilson looked up his family tree?

A large ape shit on his face!
 

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What do steroids and the police have in common?

They both make Wilson run REALLY fast!
 

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Why did Wilson get kicked out of Disneyland?

He sat on Pinocchio's face and said "Lie to me"
 

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I failed my biology test today

The question was "What's commonly found in cells?"

I guess "Wilson" wasn't the correct answer!
 

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What does Wilson Say when he has diarrhea?

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Why doesn't SHRIMPTEASE'S fat ass stank wear panties when they go to barbecues?

To keep the flies off the chicken!

:bigass:
 

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Wilson walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the fucking place."
 

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What do you get if you cross a gay Eskimo with Wilson?

A snowblower that doesn't work!
 

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A neighbor's wife knocks on Wilson's door​


She says "Your kids can't play with our children any more."
"Why?" Wilson asks, shocked.
"They keeping on calling the other kids gay, you should watch your language around them!"
Wilson replies "They couldn't have learned it from me, otherwise they would have been calling them cocksucking faggots"
 

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Why did the Wilmington Police Department fire Wilson?

He kept blowing all his cases.
 
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