What's the first thing Sarek hears after sex?

[satan mcevil]

Messenger asks him "Are you in yet?"

 

[Ultros]

Messenger asks him "Are you in yet?"

Cunt.

 

[Sarek]

Messenger asks him "Are you in yet?"

Actually, it's:

"Wow, a full 30 seconds! You're turning into a real stud!"

Get it right next time, moron.

 

[satan mcevil]

Ok you made me laugh.

 

[Ultros]

Ok you made me laugh.

Cunt.

 

[Sarek]

Bump.

I really wish you guys would stop giving Messenger and Jack all the attention.

 

[Deni]

Do you feel left out, Sarek?

 

[Sarek]

Na. It's obvious that slapping them in the face with their own game takes the fun out of it for them.

 

[Ultros]

Yep.

 

[satan mcevil]

My game is still 100%.

 

[Sarek]

My game is still 100%.

100% of 0 is still 0.

 

[Ultros]

My game is still 100%.

Cunt.

 

[jack]

My game is still 100%.

Is that what you call it these days?