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What's the longest you've gone without thanking?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What's the longest you have gone without thanking someone for something?
 
Good boy.
 
I think there may be things I have never said thank you for.

I have never thanked my birth mother for giving me up.

I also may have not thanked the Police for that time they let me off about the plants.
 
I don't keep track, so I don't know.
 
I haven't thanked today.
 
I might have tanked the lady at the post office who sold me a whole 4 cents of postage today.
 
At least you didn't punch her in the neck.
 
Yes...

Well that would be frowned upon by "the man".
 
I am completely without gratitude, thank you--err-- DAMMIT!
 
Fortunately, I get as many thanks as I give. It feels nice.
 
This thread makes me want to knit.
 
What do you want to knit? Your brows?
 
What do you want to knit? Your brows?

Well, I don't know how to knit so I don't really know what I want to knit.
Someone else knitted the brows I have so I wouldn't know where to start.
 
You could knit some socks.
 
Or some tea cosies.
 
Those could be useful!
 
Tea needs to be cosy.
 
You knit a hat... FOR BATS!
 
I'm a pretty good thanker.

A good thank is right up there with a good wank.
 
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