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WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING ALIVE? (rare Alan Partridge content inside)

There's never enough posts for me to reply to now and I can't be bothered writing anything anymore SO FUCK EVERYTHING.

[YOUTUBE]29-ZRPFd8Yw[/YOUTUBE]
 
There is every reason to be alive. Mirah is training bees. That in itself is a very good reason. Whatever might she be training them to do? Will she take requests on what to train them to do? If you could train a bunch of bees to do something, what would it be?

There is an old joke - How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.
There is another old joke - How do you drive an Aggie crazy? Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.
(Aggies - Texas A&M students)

I wonder how many Aggies it would take to change a light bulb in a round room full of bees.
And, how long would it take Mirah to train those bees to turn off the light after the Aggies changed the light bulb and turned on the light.
 
Well now I am going to jump off a bridge after reading that. Just kidding no I won't, unless it is to go swimming. Maybe a tall building or not. I just couldn't fucking do it.
 
The second video in this thread is actually something I've never seen before and is really good for Partride fans so I'm disrupting the conversation I started and editing the thread title.
 
I should have posted this before the radio show video.

[video=youtube_share;kdZtM3_Lcy4]http://youtu.be/kdZtM3_Lcy4[/video]

I wonder if Simon was based on James/Lauren Harries...
 
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