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What's the Weirdest Thing You Own?

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
When I was a little girl I used to ask my dad if I could have his gold tooth (gold cap) when he dies. About ten years ago when my dad got dentures he gave me the gold cap so I had it made into a charm. The tooth charm is a real conversation starter.
 
Margaret Thatcher's autographed autobiography.

I also have a collection of mid 19th Century Top hats & a number of prosphetic legs I got from a jumble sale.

But the list grows.
 
the bones of several dead things. I use them to make crafts and cool wall hangings.

A tiny miniaturized duffel bag made for a doll. It's weird because of the stuff I keep inside it, a certain type of potent seed from a long ago time when the grass was much much greener.

And stickier.
 
The Spice Girls Video Game.

Wait, you wanted weirdest, not saddest.......gimme some time on that one..... :oops:
 
The weirdest thing I own.

My dick because...
it is so big many consider it the Eighth Wonder of the World.

My dick because...
I can fuck a volcano.

My dick because...
it has it’s own time zone – Central Dick Time.

My dick because...
I entered a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
 
Back to the original question.

A: This little yellow monkey that thinks it's black. It's so cute when it pretends to be smart, flailing like a retard, which ironically is it's main counter-point, to call others retards, when it's got nothing else to work with. Poor yellow monkey.
 
RWC said:
Back to the original question.

A: This little yellow monkey that thinks it's black. It's so cute when it pretends to be smart, flailing like a retard, which ironically is it's main counter-point, to call others retards, when it's got nothing else to work with. Poor yellow monkey.
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Exhibit A folks. Exhibit A.
 
What about that challenge you ducked?

The essay one?


Do you remember how I shut you up and you disappeared off the board?

I do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
Poor chigger. He doesn't know many things are in the archives, including his original refusal at a debate, which he tried to hide under the guise of "not liking being told what to do". Poor pussy. Poor chigger pussy.
 
You don't even know what the word "debate" means w/o googling up various pie-graphs in a pathetic effort to dig up supposed arguments that equate nut lice, you fucking clan-idiot.

You and I in an intellectual dual is like me judo chopping a fucking five year old w/ down syndrome.


"Reruns without Clues."
 
The wierdest thing I own?

I have a collection of bird heads that I killed when I was little, Oh.. and the pickled balls of a now deceased dog that bit me once
 
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