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Batman does not pee. that is why he is so goddamned cranky all the time. Little trouble with the old Bat-Prostate after all those years on the Batpole and the long lost crossover sequel where he got locked in Arkham with all his most well-endowed enemies. I think they called that one Knightfucked, or something.
Captain America, however, is just like his namesake country. He'll piss on anybody who gets in his way, friend or foe. His partner was the black hero Falcon, and everyone knows America's been pissing on the black man for years...