When CeeJay writes on TK walls...........

[jack]

He rolls his shit in little balls.....

And when he lurks the threads he writ.....

He eats those little balls of shit.

 

[jack]

Our CeeJay has achieved his dream
He invented a jack-off machine.
On the twenty-third stroke
The fuckin' thing broke
And beat both his balls to a cream.

 

[jack]

When CeeJay last visited Calais
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found his mangina
In North Carolina
And his butthole was last seen in Dallas

 

[The Question]

There was a young lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a penis
Now the rest of this verse
Really gets even worse
It just goes from 'obscene' to 'obscene-est'

 

[jack]

CeeJay stood with his legs spread apart
Sniffing Blackfoot who'd just let a fart
In the cloud he said "ahhhh"
then he said "oohh la la"
"Is this lunch Chuck or just a la carte"?

 

[The Question]

Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted

Curse my luck, I took a chance
Tried to fart, and shat my pants

 

[jack]

When I was down in Nantucket
Ceejay wanted to suck it
With a tear in his head
He swallowed and said
"If my ear was a cunt you could fuck it"

 

[The Question]

There was a young fella named Cooper
Who liked to stuff things up his pooper
But he took it too far
When he keistered a car
And now Cooper's loose pooper's a drooper

 

[Charlemagne]

There once was a retard named Chuckie
When he saw dick he'd go suck-suck-sucky
He'd wipe off his chin
And say with a grin
"When these wieners have crabs, I get lucky!"

 

[jack]

Did you know CeeJay was from China?
he wasn't a very good climber
he slipped on a rock
and cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.