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When did Troll Kingdom jump the shark?

VKD

VKD

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A thing usually jumps the shark right around the time someone carts out the phrase "jumps the shark."

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jack said:
Is that your shit on my kryptonite dildo?
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You realize what you're admission of owning such a device implies? About you personally?

And son, you'll have to try harder to hurt me. Poor attempts at flaming me bounce off, same as bullets.

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Bullshit, you squealed like a pig when I did you with it. You remember the last time you "posted"??

Made a big dark spot on those little red panties, you slut.
 
jack said:
Is that your shit on my kryptonite dildo?
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You'll need that dildo, what with the impotence and all.

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Sometimes nerve disease related to diabetes causes impotence. When nerves are damaged, as can happen with the condition, the flow of blood to the penis may be lessened and so an erection can't occur. Blood vessel damage can also cause impotence.
It may be that medications taken for diabetes, high blood pressure or for other conditions can be the cause. Drinking too much and smoking can also cause the problem.
Your doctor can help determine how much of this problem is physical or psychological and prescribe treatment. Whatever the cause, it's important to tell your health care provider if you are experiencing impotence. Your doctor may change your medication or determine if there is a blockage in the blood vessels. Diabetic-related impotence may be treated successfully, depending on the cause.

After Sex - If you use insulin, be aware that sometimes sex can cause low blood sugar levels. Test your blood sugar before having sex or consider eating just before or right afterwards as you would for exercise. Also you may want to have a snack before going to sleep at night.
 
Now I get it....looking for cute little animated GIFs on the internet is what you do in lieu of getting boners!
 
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