When guys send you pictures of the guns they're going to buy

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, I don't think that's creepy at all...

...

CASSIE, I NEED YOUR DONGS TO BATTLE WITH

 

[Cassie]

A SHIPMENT IS ON THE WAY.

 

[Tisiphone]

BIG BLACK ONES THAT THREATEN HIS MANHOOD AND THEN I'LL BE LIKE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO SHOOT AND SKEET SKEET SKEET

 

[headvoid]

Send him picture of dildos you want to buy.

 

[Tisiphone]

That would just turn him on more. GUNS AND SEX

 

[headvoid]

Does he have a big cock?

 

[Tisiphone]

It's certainly nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[whisky]

Maybe he'll let you lock and load.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Write your name on a bullet and say "you can't shoot me because I have the bullet with my name on it AND YES THIS WAS FROM BLACKADDER" then do the Tisi dance.

 

[Dr Dave]

Get a restraining order and mail him a picture of that!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tell him you follow Jason Alexander on Twitter.

 

[Dr Dave]

*shudders*

That should scare anybody off.

 

[jack]

here you go Tisi, send him this.