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When I die.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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The world should never laugh again. It would only be natural after such a devastating event.
 
Menty, don't you want us to have a huge drunken wake for you?
I was even planning on wearing an Arsenal jersey in your honour!

Of course, this is only in the event that a helicopter falls on your house..otherwise, I think you'll outlive us all, sitting pickled in a bar on some sunny, beautiful, warm, salubrious island. Bastard.
 
Cassie said:
World without end amen
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It almost looks like you were quoting from the Nicene Creed.

We believe in one God,
the Father, the Almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all that is, seen and unseen.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, light from light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father;
through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary
and became truly human.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father [and the Son],
who with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.
We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.
We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
We look for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come. Amen.

This pretty much sums up my religious beliefs btw.
 
Cassie said:
I think Loktar's been hanging out with Mel Gibson, imo!
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Yeah me, Kramer, and Mel are making a movie together.

Screw the Blacks and Jews: I Gots to Get Laid.
 
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