When is Festivus day?

[Love Child]

I want Festivus day!

 

[Dr Dave]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

It's on December 23rd.

I still have my Festivus pole.

 

[Love Child]

I can't wait that long! Oh my goodness! What do I do until then? Wrap my grievance up in a box and tie it with a bow, only to open up on the 23?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was never a fan of that show. GASP!

 

[Dr Dave]

I was not a fan of it either, but I do like Festivus.

 

[Mirah]

Well now I have 2 grievances! What do I do Dr Dave?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked Seinfeld but we go through this exact same conversation every time the subject comes up and I don't know why.

 

[Dr Dave]

Well now I have 2 grievances! What do I do Dr Dave?!

You air them at the airing of grievances.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

 

[Dr Dave]

And now you're going to hear about them!