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When Ordering

Mirah

Mirah

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Say you are in a Hamburger joint, right and the bloke in front of you is ordering his meal.
He says to the guy behind the counter, "I'll have your Mountain Man Hamburger, and your fries, and a Coke"

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE SAY "YOUR"? WHY WHY WHY WHY?

I AM GOING TO MAKE A POLL.
 
If it is a specialty item, I can understand someone saying, "I'll have your delicious blueberry ice cream"

But when they say something like, "I'll have your cream puff"

WTF you can get cream puff's everywhere! and they aren't "theirs" they are Sara Lee and you can buy them in the grocery store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Mirah said:
But when they say something like, "I'll have your cream puff"

WTF you can get cream puff's everywhere! and they aren't "theirs" they are Sara Lee and you can buy them in the grocery store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YEAH WELL BUT I CAN'T GET CREAM PUFFS ANYWHERE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CREAM PUFFS ARE AND OMG THIS SARA LEE IS SHE HOT? I WOULD TOTALLY BUY HER CREAM PUFF IF SHE IS BUT YOU AMERICANS ARE CRAZY YOU SELL WOMEN'S PUFFS IN A GROCERY NOW THAT IS SOMETHING!!!

SO, YEAH, I AM GOING TO SAY I'LL HAVE YOUR CREAM PUFF BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY ISN'T MINE, BITCH!!!!!!
 
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS PATTI STANGER!

And after, I'll have a burger MEDIUM RARE, fries WELL DONE and a DIET coke.

(I'm a crazy judgmental bitch too) :bill:
 
I'LL JUST HAVE A GRILLED CHICKEN SALAD, I'M WATCHING MY WEIGHT. COULD YOU THROW IN FOUR EXTRA SIDES OF RANCH DRESSING? OH, AND YOUR LARGEST CONTAINER FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH COKE ZERO. NO ICE.
 
For the purposes of this poll I went with "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke". I'd never order a hamburger though, I'd order a cheeseburger.
 
When I'm in Connecticut, I always order the Big D Veal Parm sandwich at Duchess.

Deluxe with fries and a Diet Coke, of course.
 
Mountain Man Hamburger implies that it is unique. Therefore "your" hamburger is perfectly valid.

*lights blue touchpaper*
 
Mirah said:
When ordering food in a restaurant how do you do it?
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I write my order down on a piece of paper, hand it to the waitress and say "FOOOOOOOD...NOOOOOOW!!!"..."ASAP & MAKE IT SNAPPY SERVER WENCH OR NO TIP 4 U!!!" then I kick her in the ass to make sure she gets a good head start. Then about every 60 seconds I slam my fists on the table & bellow "I'M GETTING AWFULLY ANOREXIC OVER HERE, WHAT U WANT ME TO DO...DIE A STICK FIGURE OR SOMETHIN'??!!!" :pissed: !!!
 
I am glad there are normal people here in this forum. : )
Makes me feel so much better!

The only exception I can think of is..."I'll have your special"

BUT STILL I WOULD SAY THE SPECIAL. THE FUCKING SPECIAL YOU SPECIAL FREAKS!
 
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