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When people say "I'd hit it..."

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
They mean like with their fists and feet of fury, right?
 
Now I get it.
 
Sort of. It means I'd slap a girls bare bottom whilst roughly fucking her doggy-style with my semi-massive whanger.
 
I've never laughed so much as I did when I learned what a "donkey punch" is and I never will again.
 
The problem is, you can pretty much only do a donkey punch one time with a girl. Then you have to move on to the next chick.
 
I've never had sex with the same girl more than once.
 
Yeah when I heard it was called a "donkey punch," I totally quit doing that to all the hookers I bang.

I mean it just sounds so degrading to do something with the word donkey in it.

I just hope to god there is no derogatory term for putting a penis moustache on a chick or else my sexual repertoire is going to be a barren wasteland of missionary position.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I've never had sex with the same girl more than once.
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How many ladies have you had sex with (to the nearest 100th)?
 
Mick Foley does the commissonary position!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
How many ladies have you had sex with (to the nearest 100th)?
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That's adjacent to the point. :rwmad:
 
Just curious. How many?
 
Ah, the classic donkey punch. Possibly the best sexual manouver ever invented.
 
I'm pretty sure my lack of sexual experience is a matter of Mine Field record.
 
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