When preparing Thanksgiving Turkey....

[starguard]

..why is it necessary to kill it before eating? Why can't we just eat it alive like animals in the wild do :huh:

 

[Dershocka]

When Starguard cooks a turkey he should leave the oven door open, and keep his head inside the whole time. Its the only way to insure the turkey gets done.

 

[Sarek]

Jeasus Starguard, isn't being able to fuck the turkey first enough for you? You always gotta have more....

BTW, to everyone here, if Starguard ever invites you over for Thanksgiving dinner, DON'T go.

 

[The Dork Lord]

gobble gobble

 

[missmanners]

Jeasus Starguard, isn't being able to fuck the turkey first enough for you? You always gotta have more....

BTW, to everyone here, if Starguard ever invites you over for Thanksgiving dinner, DON'T go.

Are you gonna invite ME to your place?


mm

 

[Sarek]

Sure!

Come on over if you really want to.

I'll be at my sisters getting food poisoning.

 

[Startard]

The first year I tried to make a turkey for thanksgiving I put stuffing up my own ass by mistake! Imagine my embarassment! :shock:

 

[jack]

I refuse to consume anything that eats with its pecker!

 

[Malarky]

That's what we call a fowl play, Jack.

 

[Gagh]

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