When Stupid Cunts Get Arrested

[Starship Coyote]

For educational purposes only.

In this thread, I will post videos where incredibly retarded people butt heads with law enforcement over usually minor things that escalate into hilarity or deep embarrassment.

I will put them here as I find them on a semi-regular basis.

Our first contestant for That Whore is Retarded is an Air Force Lt. Colonel caught speeding. Now, I'm former Army and my wife is former Navy and the one thing we agree on (besides the Navy being way cooler) is that USAF bitches are almost always arrogant psychos.

Let's tune in on the stop in progress...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Law enforcement can go get fucked.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Law enforcement can go get fucked.

That's what she thought.

 

[Phil Collins]

Police can detain my cock with their mouths

 

[Starship Coyote]

@Colonel Kira's Left Tit here's ya a girlfriend!

 

[Starship Coyote]

SovCits are comedy gold. I lived next door to one, and the absolute bullshit they spew out could fertilize any sized garden.

 

[Cassie]

My mom loves to watch this type of content. lol

 

[Starship Coyote]

But... he was just on his way to get some gas!

 

[Starship Coyote]

Stuff like this is exactly why I stay away from JC Penney's.

Boy some people just don't make it easy for anyone anymore.