When Twilight products take a bizarre turn

[Tisiphone]

http://www.joblo.com/the-most-disturbing-twilight-product-ive-seen-to-date

 

[Cassie]

Holy shit.. and lol.

 

[Tisiphone]

Creeeeeeeeepy

 

[jack]

Call me jaded, but whats the big deal? I mean I get why it would be creepy, but they're just pillows.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's a lot easier to handle stuff like this when it's coming from sexless fat Japanese man-children, rather than from actual people, I think.

 

[Dual]

I'll have to send one to Hummus for his birthday.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I think this one is slightly worse... (and slightly NSFW)

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE SAINT NEEDS TO DESTROY ALL THIS VAMPIRE CRAP

 

[Yub]

I was gonna post this up...TISI ARE YOU READING MY MIND AGAIN? IF SO TAKE MY ADDRESS OUT OF THERE AND COME AND VISIT.

 

[curiousa2z]

the comments of the "satisfied customers" were what really scared me. :scared:

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm rather fond of this:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Those pillows don't even look like the characters!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hope they don't look like anybody!

 

[Tisiphone]

I was gonna post this up...TISI ARE YOU READING MY MIND AGAIN? IF SO TAKE MY ADDRESS OUT OF THERE AND COME AND VISIT.

That's an awful long plane ride for an ADHDer.

 

[Yub]

1. Steal a plane. I recommend Air Force One. Gary Oldman did it before being stopped by Harrison Ford. You will not have to face anyone as awesome as Harrison Ford, thus you stand a high chance of success.
2. Recruit a skilled band of slave drones. Have them stock it with things that amuse you.
3. Fly the plane to visit me.

IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE.

 

[Tisiphone]

Maybe I can recruit Gary Oldman to do it for me!!!!!!!!!!!! He's a method actor, after all.

 

[Yub]

You need the A-team. Just claim the president been captured by some street gang leader or something and the Secret Service have NFI.

 

[Tisiphone]

If by A-Team, you mean Bradley Cooper, then yes...I accept.