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When Twilight products take a bizarre turn

Holy shit.. and lol.
 
Creeeeeeeeepy
 
Call me jaded, but whats the big deal? I mean I get why it would be creepy, but they're just pillows.
 
It's a lot easier to handle stuff like this when it's coming from sexless fat Japanese man-children, rather than from actual people, I think.
 
I'll have to send one to Hummus for his birthday.
 
THE SAINT NEEDS TO DESTROY ALL THIS VAMPIRE CRAP
 
I was gonna post this up...TISI ARE YOU READING MY MIND AGAIN? IF SO TAKE MY ADDRESS OUT OF THERE AND COME AND VISIT.
 
the comments of the "satisfied customers" were what really scared me. :scared:
 
I'm rather fond of this:
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Those pillows don't even look like the characters!
 
I hope they don't look like anybody!
 
Yub said:
I was gonna post this up...TISI ARE YOU READING MY MIND AGAIN? IF SO TAKE MY ADDRESS OUT OF THERE AND COME AND VISIT.
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That's an awful long plane ride for an ADHDer. ;)
 
1. Steal a plane. I recommend Air Force One. Gary Oldman did it before being stopped by Harrison Ford. You will not have to face anyone as awesome as Harrison Ford, thus you stand a high chance of success.
2. Recruit a skilled band of slave drones. Have them stock it with things that amuse you.
3. Fly the plane to visit me.

IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE.
 
Maybe I can recruit Gary Oldman to do it for me!!!!!!!!!!!! He's a method actor, after all.
 
You need the A-team. Just claim the president been captured by some street gang leader or something and the Secret Service have NFI.
 
If by A-Team, you mean Bradley Cooper, then yes...I accept.
 
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