WHEN WILL TISIPHONE CONQUER THE WORLD WITH A CHESTNUT?

[Gagh]

I've been waiting for a while now. What's the delay?

 

[Tisiphone]

The squirrels have revolted against me.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Good image.

In fact, there's a Shellac song all about that.

Squirrel Song

 

[CaptainWacky]

fasjg

 

[Ishcabittle]

FACINATING, I KNOW. STUPID AMERICAN COBBLENOCKER POSTS ONE OF HIS FAVORITE SONGS ABOUT SQUIRRELS AND THE HOLE WORLD JUST JUMPS TO CLICK ON THE LINKE.

 

[Gagh]

IT MAY STILL HAPPEN.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm working on it...those fucking squirrels have created a union.

 

[Lilac]

^That comes off very amusing if you take it literally.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HONEY TO THE BEE

 

[Tisiphone]

MOTH TO THE FLAME

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAT TO THE CAT CRUSHING MACHINE

 

[Tisiphone]

ELF TO THE RAPE MACHINE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

wonka to the muthafuckin tee

 

[CaptainWacky]

NIKKI TO THE RELATIONSHIP WITH PETE

 

[Tisiphone]