when you were young did you feel the natural inclination to interact with people?

[CaptainWacky]

did you then learn the unwritten rules underwhich society operates by osmosis?

 

[Cassie]

If by osmosis you mean my dad beating my ass with a belt, then yes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not so much, no.

 

[Cassie]

OH, I thought that is how everyone learned the unwritten rules of society.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ONly 18% of us!

 

[Cassie]

i r special!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We already knew that.

 

[Acrimonious]

did you then learn the unwritten rules underwhich society operates by osmosis?

Yes, I learned the unwritten rules of society as "learned behavior" and not with any verbal direction.

Two of the more humorous examples of such unwritten rules are listed below:


I was never told not to stand next to another man at a urinal when there was an option to leave a space between me and the other man pissing in the public restroom and yet somehow I knew to leave that space.


I was never told not to talk to men in public restrooms, and yet I know the unwritten rule, "When the zippers open, the mouths close."

 

[CaptainWacky]

You'll go far (in public restrooms at least.)

 

[Cassie]

Women don't have such problems in public bathrooms.

 

[Cassie]

OH maybe

Never let your butt touch the seat.

Do not use the water from the toilet to cool your face off after vomiting up a fifth of vodka.

 

[Love Child]

did you then learn the unwritten rules underwhich society operates by osmosis?

Did you have imaginary friends? They wouldn't talk to me. Just kidding.

 

[headvoid]

My dad used a scholl wooden sandal. I think he thought it was better for my posture.

 

[Mentalist]

I was stabbed twice with a butterfly knife on Brighton Beach by a black kid in a drug deal gone just a "tad" wrong.


Still not racist. Though I did learn the unwritten rule of never getting in an argument over the price of product with a black kid with completley blood shot eyes.

Do I win anything? No sharp edges plz.

 

[curiousa2z]

^OMG

ye've lead a not-boring life, old cabbage!

 

[Cassie]

Never tell your large aunt Cora that she has a mustache.

 

[headvoid]

Never try to explain to your father that crap really isn't a swear word.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I only talked to the aliens listening to my thoughts.

 

[Cassie]

Never help a junkie find his lost stash.

If your dog has some mop string hanging out of his butt, just leave it there. It'll work its way out eventually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've noted them all on my scrotum.