When your customer goes to the bathroom...

[Ishcabittle]

...is it appropriate to spam?

 

[Gagh]

Indeed it is. It is also acceptable to lock him in, and feed him by pushing slices of processed cheese & thinly sliced ham under the door.

 

[Tisiphone]

Would that be fresh deli ham or deli select?

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

 

[FBI parte due]

Or, if you want to be really ritzy, you can make sandwiches and sit on them so they can fit under the door.

 

[Gagh]

OTHER FOODSTUFFS CAN ALSO BE PLACED INTO AN INDUSTRIAL PRESS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate popes.

 

[FBI parte due]

WHAT IF YOU WANKED ALL OVER HIS KEYBOARD AND THEN WHEN HE "CAME" BACK OUT SAY IT WAS HIS FAULT FOR GETTING THE KEYBOARD DIRTY CAND CHARGE HIM $50

 

[Gagh]

AND PROVE SCIENTIFICALLY THE WANK BELONGS TO CAPTAIN AMERICA?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT IF YOU KILLED HIM AND BURIED HIM UNDER A PEAR TREE AND WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVE YOU SAY "HAHAHAHA, WE WERE A RIGHT PEAR!"

 

[Gagh]

THE RAPED THE DOGS OUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

 

[Ishcabittle]

All good suggestions, I will try out the better ones at my next opportunity.

I especially like the one about wanking on their keyboard.

 

[Conchaga]

After you lock the door, you should tell them that you'll let them out if they pretend to be an elf and wear rubber pants.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or you should start biting them and don't stop unless they see a secret word which only you know.

 

[Conchaga]

Is the word dangklwauetawtgasg?